NEVER HAS A show divided people more than Two and a Half Men. On the one hand, it’s a critical turkey. On the other, it has consistently drawn in millions of viewers each season. Go figure.

The 12th and final season of the show is starting in the US next month, and a writer for Esquire magazine has penned this touching, heartfelt ode to the show that just wouldn’t die.

Warning – it contains a great deal of extremely colourful language.

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F*ck the men who are all stupid and hollow and want to stay that way. F*ck the women who are whores or crones or cheerfully accepting wives or lunatic stalkers or whatever other hollow stereotype passes through the minds of its writers. F*ck the way they say ‘boobs’ as if that word alone were reason enough to laugh. F*ck that f*cking laugh track most of all things on this earth.

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According to Medialite, the ‘SM’ behind the piece is columnist Stephen Marche. Bless you, Stephen. Bless you.

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